Maitre D': I'm sorry sir but we have a "no sleeveless shirts" policy.
Leonidas: um, but we're wearing capes.
Maitre D': I'm sorry sir but that's not really a shirt now is it.
Leonidas: well, no - I guess not. Hey, do you have outside seating?
Maitre D': No sir.
Leonidas: *sigh* Can I at least see a menu?
Maitre D': Certainly. We can prepair certain dishes to go...
Maitre D': Certainly.
Leonidas: Tonight...we do take-out from Hell!
Maitre D': Very good sir.